mostly things i loathe.

oh, hello old friend.

DO NOT:

Hang balls… and by balls, I mean testicles, from the trailer-hitch-guy of your truck and/or SUV and/or ANYTHING.  It looks disgusting and makes me want to punch you in yours twice… one for each ball.

Later I am going to write an entry about how much I can’t stand the word “HARMONIZE.”  I’m not even going to think about it now, for I will burst at the seams with hatred.