All the offended everywhere.
Luckily, I’m actually a man, so this doesn’t apply to me. But ladies, get your shit ready to be offended, especially if you like to knit and/or eat sugary treats. YA SHIT’S SOFT and you are not worthy of living.
Buhhhhh, everything hated forever. The end. Forever. Now I am dead.
But hopefully it was just written to get a rise out of people.